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A wife was wanting a divorce from her husband because of his "impotence". The man said, "I've had medical treatment. I've even had a penile implant [I've even had a 'happiness bar' affixed.]. If you want, I can prove it here right now." The wife said, "Why didn't you show this thing in bed? Even [our] child is from another [person]."

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Gözcü Newspaper
Gerçek Yayıncılık A. S.
(Mehmet Ali YalçIndag, Owner)
28 October 2001

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