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The judge wanted the bringing of a witness by the suspect in a rape case [by/from the rape-case suspect]. The suspect said that the witness wouldn't come. When the judge asked, "How [is it that] he/she won't come?", the suspect dialed the witness on the [his] mobil-phone [cell-phone] [the suspect searched the witness with a pocket phone], and [then he] handed [extended] the mobil-phone to the judge saying, "Please help yourself...you [try to] bring [him/her here]."

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Gözcü Newspaper
Gerçek Yayıncılık A. S.
(Mehmet Ali YalçIndag, Owner)
28 October 2001

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