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Turkish Delights True stories of travellers to Turkey The personal Turkish experiences of visitors to the Learning Practical Turkish web site... Were you talking to me? After about three weeks in Istanbul, I had picked up just enough Turkish to survive. One day, I was walking through the Grand Bazaar with a British friend. As two foreigners, we got the usual offers of tea and great prices from the many vendors, but declined them all. We weren't shopping, just walking through, engrossed in our conversation. One of the vendors, whom we had ignored when he tried to lure us into his shop, began gesturing and complaining loudly in Turkish. I couldn't understand a word of what he said, but from his tone, I could tell that it was far from complimentary. At first, his uncalled-for harangue startled me. Then it irritated. And I quickly made up my mind that I wasn't going to let him know how ignorant I really was about the Turkish language. So, I turned to him and gave him my best-ever bluff... "Efendim?" I asked clearly*. His jaw dropped two feet, he turned bright red, and started, I assume, apologizing profusely. But, I didn't stick around long enough for him to realize that I had no clue what he was saying. KB (November '97) * In this case "Efendim?" was used (in a voice dripping with sarcasm) to mean, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you well. Could you repeat please?" Click following to learn about all the uses of Efendim... Related: Other Personal Turkish Experiences Language Related Pages: How To Learn Basic Turkish -- A Practical Philosophy for beginners (Found in the 'Introduction to The Whole Earth Catalog of Turkish Movies'.) Why Off-color language is important too... Essential 700 Club pages Pages with sound files 'Tips' for learning/using Turkish Turkish Doubles Troubles 8 Difficulties of Turkish About Translation Software More Language Related Pages: Translating Turkish, the basics Conjunction Celebration Turkish Verbs Essential Idioms, Index Essential Suffixes, Index Sentence Structure, Standard Turkish Pronunciation Turkish Accenting Numbers in Turkish NewsReaders' Dictionary, Index Unrelated fun: Frequently asked questions about Turkey and the Turkish language Turkish Tongue Twisters Turkish for Kids Pop Quiz Politically Incorrect Turkish Humor Internet and Computer Terms Gossipy Turkish Who's Who Turkish Conventional and 'Erotik' Movies, Index We say softball, you say rounders...

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